Weathering The Weather–

Camping in sunny weather was ideal. It meant no freezing or shivering when you went into the lake for waterfront activiites; sunny skies for boating; great days for overnight camping and canoeing, beautiful sunsets and starry skies for campfires and good sleeping weather inside the cabins whose only air conditioning was the breeze that blew through the screened windows. But, mix in cold air or rain and many activities were canceled, or worse than that—ruined!

“I also went on several of the overnight canoe trips and was even in charge of one of them. We never had tents, and just enjoyed the sun. If it rained, too bad, so sad,” said Susan Kiltie (1960-68) . “We probably had bad weather fifty percent of the time and if the weather was not conducive to sleeping outside, we would sleep under the canoes in our sleeping bags. We were young enough to think it was all one big adventure.”

As early as 1956, there were mentions of inclement weather in the minutes and ledgers from the camp committee. There was a note that parents were not happy that some of their daughters lived in the tents and not the cabins, especially during the wet and cold summer. The tents were also used for camp craft and other programs. There had been a tornado warning on July 1st and with no real plan in place for safety. It was suggested that they “get to the east side of the knoll by the rifle range”, but a Mrs. Brown underscored the amount of panic that involved and that that plan should only be a last resort.

Snakes, Raids and Miseries—

 

“Cabin B was my favorite as a camper. “Dizzy” was my counselor. I have to say I was a practical joker and could be sarcastic at times, but she loved my personality. There was one who did not like me, but “Dizzy’ laughed at everything I did,” said Susan Kiltie. (1967+)

Dorthe was not very happy with one of my pranks when I was a counselor,” said “Kiltie”. “I figured out how to get the paddles and a canoe out of the boathouse and my goal, with one of my friends, was to paddle over to the boys’ camp and undo their sailboats or rafts. I was dating a boy named Scott, who was camping over there at the time. When we got back to the waterfront, Dorthe was waiting for us. Here we were, with no life jackets, and we thought we had been quiet, but I’m sure the girls in the cabin above the boathouse probably heard us. Of course, I took full responsibility. I do remember they did fill out reports on us.”

Barb Rehmus (1965-76) was at camp during the infamous Mahn-go-tah-see raid, which was at the time Carol Nieman was camp director. “I had grown up with Dorthe and Beanie as professional directors and Carol was so different. I remember thinking this prank was outlandish and over the top. They took the boat from the boys’ camp and I thought they had just taken things too far.  Honestly, I was aghast and thought she was a wild card. We thought she acted like a camper, not a counselor. Sue Patenge followed Beanie, and she was okay, but it was not easy to come behind Beanie.”

Heartless Practical Jokers–

Dorthe Balaskas, despite her director status, was the target of many pranks, but was on the giving end of many reprimands. In 1965, the “Loon” chronicled the prank that was played on her on July 5th around the flagpole.“Bathing Suits Billows In The Balmy Breeze” was the title of the article that described the swimsuit that proudly flew over Camp Maqua.

“It was reverently lowered and duly returned to its owner, but do you know the tale of passion and cruelty behind it? This job was pulled off by those two long known criminals at camp, Mary Gay Obey and Melba Slaba Slaght. As they idly sat in the retreat after dinner Wednesday, they spied Dorthe’s  swimsuit fluttering from the clothesline. They stared at it, and stared, then suddenly their crafty little heads filled with maliciously mischievous thoughts. Equipped with needle and thread, Obey and Mel stole the suit and sewed the legs together in the comfort of their hideout. Later, under cover of darkness, they sneaked out and impudently raised the swimsuit on the flagpole. But, what of the victim of the miserable joke, of poor Dorthe and her sewn-up swimsuit? As yet, she is still too stunned to avenge herself on those heartless practical jokers. But our advice to her to make the counselors take some of their own medicine. 1. Make them undo what they’ve done. 2. Take away their store and town privileges and 3. Make them do calisthenics all through the night, before our camp criminals really start acting up.”

Poor Dorthe happened to be headlines again on July 19th—“What Happened To Reveille?” Dorthe found her records gone, her rope tied up to the bell she usually rang and the ladder missing to take the flag down. Betsy (Elizabeth Pollard) used a broom to untie the robe and bells were used in place for taps and reveille.

Squeezing In A Few More Tricks—

The “Loon” during the summer of 1965 listed the favorite pranks of the girls. “Short sheeting Reb’s bed, croquet balls in Archie’s mattress, cold cream in someone’s sheets, purse hidden near the fire bowl, bristles were taken off a toothbrush with a jackknife, the honor banner was hidden, a fluffy slipper was hidden in a bed and mistaken for a mouse, sand in a counselor’s bed, false mice in bed, hid Mel’s alarm clock in the back of a crate and set it to go off at 3 a.m., plastic frog in a bed and campers croaked and pajamas tied in knots.”

Jodi Tripp (1957+) said one of the sillier things she recalled from camp included a counselor who constantly used a rolling pin on her hips and thighs to get the fat off, but the most fun was hearing the girls scream when they discovered frogs in their bed.

Shaving cream was a favorite in the early sixties for Elaine Engibous and Cheryl Short. Both had vivid memories of squirting shaving cream in the hands of sleeping girls, then tickling their noses with a feather, hoping to witness a face full of the white foam. Jenifer McLogan (1965-71) was also part of the short-sheeting and pillow cases filled with shaving cream crew during her time at camp.

Cabin Pranks–

Timeless camp traditions included pranks, which inevitably involved the bed. Pranksters followed their mothers, aunts, cousins and sisters into the antics that were handed down for years to make their cabin mates and counselors lives more interesting. The short-sheeting of beds was the most popular prank over every summer session, which was either taken well or not, depending on how tired the person was on the receiving end of the prank.

“We did get into a lot of mischief,” laughed Pat O’Tool. “We, or maybe it was I, collected twelve frogs and put them in one of the counselors’ beds. We also decided that the counselor with the name Muriel Funk was a name that we could adjust, so to speak. We called the camp “Muriel Funk’s Home For The Mentally Impaired”.

“We used to stay awake at night thinking of pranks to pull on our counselors when they had the night off, “laughed Liz Anderson (1973-74). “We were so mean. We greased the doorknob, we put balloons between the boxspring and mattress and they would pop when she got into bed.”

Audrey Delcourt (1968-69) said the girls were always trying pranks out on her and she recalled the spider web made with string, lathered in toothpaste, which she spotted before heading into the mess.

“I saw it, stood back and waited for the campers to get into it,” she laughed. “On the last night they put my mattress on the ceiling and croquet balls in my inner spring. The lights were out and the bed was made, and I climbed in and had these wooden balls in my back and they all had the best time laughing. I got them all settled and we sang a sweet song.”

Funny Stories–

What is it about peeing and stories about peeing that can bring girls to hysterics? One of the funniest things Sandy Indianer (1967) learned at camp that stayed with her forever was to learn to pee outside in the woods. She was not alone, as many campers felt like that was an important fear to surmount—peeing outside.

“My cousine Ann reminded me the other day that we would stick our butts out the cabin window and “wee-wee”,” said Helen Johnson (1968-64). “Now, let me explain. I did and still do today wet my pants when I laugh. So, I am SURE it was out of necessity—maybe. My Mom used to gauge how good of a time I had at camp by the amount of times I wet my pants. My good friends knew about my tiny bladder, but others could sometimes be mean.”

Pat O’Tool (1944-52) could still recall the canoe trip with Pat Parsons from Grayling. “We took a photo of her peeing, and from then on we called her P.P. Parsons,” said Pat, who still has the photo.

“My biggest memory is of three red-headed sisters with the last name of Cherry. They were all a few years apart, maybe eleven to fourteen, and they were always running back and forth from their cabins to the bathroom naked,” laughed Liz Anderson (1973-74).